Blonde drivers license joke

Another blonde joke A blonde was speeding on a highway when a policeman pulled her over. The policeman walks up to the blonde and say "excuse me ma'am can I see your driving license and registration." The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I .  · A blonde cop on traffic duty pulled over a vehicle driven by another blonde in a bit to check her driver's license. It turned out the two blondes were more alike than either anticipated. One bustling Friday night, a blonde cop assigned to traffic duty spotted a vehicle driving above the speed limit along the Freeway. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?' Irritated, the blonde cop said, "Don't be a smartass!, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's .

A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20, on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!". A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding and asks her for her license. “You cops should get it together,” she said. “One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it to you.” Some of our favorite traffic jokes: Charlie Viracola, License Plate Number Your cell phone number [should] be the same as your license plate number, so if you drive like a jackass, we can call you up. FINALLY THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

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